Add Screening Options to Friend Requests!

I want a feature on Facebook that allows you to ask some screening questions when people send you a "friend request." Here's what my - so who are you questions? - would be:

• Do I actually know you?
• Do you remember me because I have no idea who you are and my yearbooks are in another state...
• I'm not an ass, high school was traumatic and I blocked most of it out.
• Have you at some point actually wanted to be my friend or do you just add everyone who might have been in your graduating class, the year before you or even the year after you?
• Do you just add everyone who might have gone to the same high school as you did in the last 30 years?
• I'm gay, do you still want to "friend" me? 
• If you say yes to the question above, you do realize you should not post homophobic, anti-gay marriage crap on your wall or on mine at any point in the future right? 
• Do you regularly post inappropriate drunken night out photos and/or other crap that will lead me to have to eventually block you so I don't have to worry about your stuff coming up when I happen to be checking my FB at work (for work purposes of course)?
• Still with me? OK. Let's be friends!